tomhannigers:

follow for more straight erasure

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lord-kitschener:

myutsuu:

thehotgirlproject:

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

SCANDALOUS!

never not funny

the next episode of maury looks like it’s gonna be GREAT

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i support your decisions. carry on, you beautiful disaster.

thanks cutie <3

July  22   •  1  •   ( + )

its not even 7:30, emma! lol

luls. I had nothing better to do.

July  22   •  3  •   ( + )

wooOOOOO WHATUP losers i’m DRUNK let’s GET SOME ANONS IN MY INBOX

July  22   •  2  •   ( + )

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

lydiduh:

I dunno what shoot or episode this pic is from but ngl it does things for me

this is unquestionably the face of a man with a fist full of hammers and a trunk full of duct tape and zip ties

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Michael Pitt photographed by the Toronto Sun while promoting I Origins

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23, female, 5'8, dark brown hair, green eyes, uhh I like music, cooking, committing to watch too many tv shows and getting flustered, and I'd probably take you on a picnic and find out what your favourite sandwich is so I could make it for you
— Anonymous  

You sound like a real cutie. Let’s make sandwiches together! 

(I’m glad you like cooking, because I’m a serial take-out orderer and it’s getting bad for my checking account)

July  22   ( + )

I really want to take another quick trip down to Normal. I left some stuff down there and I want to hang out with Mary and Kristy again.

July  22   ( + )

jaclcfrost:

sex drive??? i don’t even have a sex car. or a. sex license

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kikuneko:

( ̄▽ ̄)ノ - we don’t talk but hi~

(●⌒∇⌒●) - you fab, senpai

(◕‿◕✿) - you’re cute

o(╥﹏╥)o - you make me nervous

(´ε` )♡ - i want to kiss you

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ - i want to hug you

ヾ(-_-;) - you’re annoying

(>д<) - why won’t you notice me???

(¬д¬。) - i don’t like you, go away

(*´ェ`*) - i’m too shy to talk to you…

(´・ω・`) - ((anything you want to say/ask))

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hardest I laughed today during Epic Parks & Rec rewatch: 

"Can I seduce Perd Hapley? …I just want to see if I can." 

"April, I don’t think that’s worth losing your virginity over." 

/April glances into the camera

July  22   ( + )

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

that-one-lesbian-bitchh:

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on, etc

pls

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mikkelbabe:

mads + emojis 

bonus:

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jackedthatoneup:

Guys. Rex is coming back for season 10.

Somebody go get Mac

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