i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
never not funny
the next episode of maury looks like it’s gonna be GREAT
i support your decisions. carry on, you beautiful disaster.
thanks cutie <3
its not even 7:30, emma! lol
luls. I had nothing better to do.
I dunno what shoot or episode this pic is from but ngl it does things for me
this is unquestionably the face of a man with a fist full of hammers and a trunk full of duct tape and zip ties
You sound like a real cutie. Let’s make sandwiches together!
(I’m glad you like cooking, because I’m a serial take-out orderer and it’s getting bad for my checking account)
I really want to take another quick trip down to Normal. I left some stuff down there and I want to hang out with Mary and Kristy again.
sex drive??? i don’t even have a sex car. or a. sex license
(￣▽￣)ノ - we don’t talk but hi~
(●⌒∇⌒●) - you fab, senpai
(◕‿◕✿) - you’re cute
o(╥﹏╥)o - you make me nervous
(´ε｀ )♡ - i want to kiss you
ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ - i want to hug you
ヾ(-_-;) - you’re annoying
(>д<) - why won’t you notice me???
(¬д¬。) - i don’t like you, go away
(*´ｪ｀*) - i’m too shy to talk to you…
(´･ω･`) - ((anything you want to say/ask))
hardest I laughed today during Epic Parks & Rec rewatch:
"Can I seduce Perd Hapley? …I just want to see if I can."
"April, I don’t think that’s worth losing your virginity over."
/April glances into the camera
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on, etc